Science Expert Steve Stockman Laughs At Democrats’ Junk Science And Lightbulb...
Well here is a fine how do you do: Rep. Steve Stockman, fresh off losing his big Senate primary to John Cornyn, became a Hero of Science Monday by pointing out that both astrology and climate change...
View ArticleMontana Cable Company Getting Some Idiots To Pay Its Taxes For It, For Freedom
We progressive types have been complaining since the Reagan years about corporate lobbyists writing laws; now a Montana telecom company is leaving that old-fashioned strategy behind and going directly...
View ArticleAirplanes Are Not Like Slave Ships After All And Other News You Can Maybe Use
In today’s news, we have bad analogies (like, really bad), quite possibly the greatest movie review of all time, Fox News being wrong about something (okay, that’s not exactly news, but it is funny),...
View ArticlePoll: Donald Trump MURDERING Hillary Clinton In New York (Among Republicans)
Math is hard. Especially if you’re already a moron with a skewed sense of reality. Which explains why both the Stupidest Man on the Internet and Donald Trump’s campaign manager are simply ECSTATIC...
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Donald Trump’s Budget Is A Model, Idiot
Also, if you don’t count his debts, Donald Trump is much richer! So now the beautiful terrific Trump Budget plan has been loosed upon the world, and it’s exactly as devoted to the New Cruelty as...
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Trump Budget Makes America Great, Once Bodies Of Frozen Poor People Cleared Away
Some losers may go hungry. They should get jobs, if there are any. Donald Trump’s proposed 2018 budget has arrived, and while plenty of senators have declared it dead on arrival, it’s still worth...
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Donald Trump, The Wharton School Of Business’s Everlasting Shame
See what happens when you pull his string too many times? Donald Trump loves to brag about his business acumen. He loves to tell anyone who’ll listen — and many who’d rather not — how he learned all...
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